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CrossFat

A training regimen which parodies CrossFit: the slogan "Forging Elite Fitness" is replaced with "Forging Elite Fatness." The regimen itself is superfluous calorie intake in single sittings for the sake of hedonism. Macro nutrients and dietary protocols are collectively disregarded; instead, the only measurable and competitive component is simply total amount consumed.
Person A: Bro, I heard you wrapped up another CrossFat the other night, how'd ya do it?

Person B: Brew, I slammed 'er back with straight up Chicken McNuggets. I downed a total of 79 in one go!
by Sourcream Flex February 25, 2013
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Cresa

Cresa is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. Her eyes light up the world when your having a bad day, and she has a smile that will make your heart melt. She is the most beautiful girl that the world has ever seen. Your life is not complete until you know a Cresa. She surprises you daily with how awesome she truelly is. Cresa's are also unbelieveably nice.

Her personallity is everything that a guy could ever ask for. She can will blow your mind with her dance moves and leaves you speechless with every word.
Cresa's are kind, caring, thoughtful, and EXTREMELY attractive.
Dude, you haven't met Cresa yet? No wonder your always in a pissy mood....
by StudlySniper June 11, 2012
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creamedmonkey

A man and wife who immensely enjoy the world of call of duty. It's easy to spot a real creamedmonkey in the wilds of C.O.D they'll be the ones who always finishes top of the board and shows a dazzling amount of flair as they charge the map.
Their usual habitat is kill confirmed but they have been known to thrive in environments such as demolition and TDM

Their weapon choice will always be the lesser used weapons such as the RSASS, PM9 and the MP412.
creamedmonkey's are indeed rare but once met are never forgotten
"Damn did creamedmonkey really score 6000!"
"There goes that tag rusher creamedmonkey
by Minoater September 17, 2012
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crocodile cheers

Empty or insincere displays of encouragement that demonstrate superficial support of a person or thing.
As Mariano Rivera took the mound in Fenway during his final season, the crocodile cheers of Boston Red Sox fans halfheartedly echoed from the Green Monster.
by Laughlynne August 30, 2013
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crackaback

Average Joe. People from the USA, regardless of skin color. All races or cultures that claim there from the USA or America. People that speak english, from the USA. Similar to cracker but this includes all races. Similar to muffinback. Average people.
He's not from Columbia or Germany he's from the usa. Oh he's a good old boy. Yeah he's a crackaback. Can a crackaback get a beer in here. Crackaback please.
by karteler July 19, 2014
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crown of shame

When a man is bald on top yet he lets his hair grow on the sides instead of just shaving the whole thing.
Mary would go out with Bob if he would just shave that crown of shame.
by KevinHandren March 15, 2015
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Crudtit

The cotton from the end of a q-tip previously used for filtering black tar heroin and other drugs.
"Hey Jim!" "Let me get that crusty old crudtit so i can wash it and shoot that shit up!"

"Bro FUCK! I've lost my last crudtit and I dont have any smack!"
by TRVPHLPPY April 6, 2017
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