Hoh crap!

An exclamation of surprise.

Derived from two sources:
1. The addition of a gasp to "oh crap"
2. A shortening of "holy crap"

Me: HOH CRAP! LANZER'S NEKKID!

by Margo Roth Spiegelman II April 12, 2009

quick crap

Taking a crap in a quick manner to fool others into thinking you only peed.

I had to take a quick crap last night after I brought my date home. That Mexican food really hit me hard.

by Adam (______) The Person January 2, 2009

absolute crap

Just like crap, but much worse.

Lil Wayne's music is absolute crap.

by pencilfencil September 1, 2013

Street Corner Crapps

A Game Of Craps Consisting Of Shooting Seven Eleven's In Back Of The Hood Corner Store Bodega

t.j.: Yo L, Round Up Da Homies, You Know What Time It Is?

L: Yea Ma Dude, 11:00, Time 4 Street Corner Crapps

by Joey Richie January 1, 2009

spas n' crap

Random crap that was randomly placed in a random place by a random person for no real reason.

Person 1: "Dude what's all that stuff behind the counter?"
Person 2: "Oh, it's just spas n' crap"

by viperr911 May 4, 2009

Lost my crappetite

The feeling of no longer needing to make a bowel movement after smelling someone else's.

I walked into the office restroom after a co-worker had just dropped an S-bomb, but the fallout was so bad I completely lost my crappetite.

by jupiter77 February 10, 2010

you piece of crap

You piece of crap meaning

Bob you piece of crap your going out with my mom

You piece of crap you at my cake

by günthy günther May 4, 2018