git yer bolmph on

To dance then fornicate with a new friend

a phrase that is utterly revolting when uttered by Paul's grandmother.

by Smiley March 28, 2005

silly bollocks

Derived from The Football Factory. Means not a clever/smart person.

Oi, silly bollocks, jog on!

by Jon Moody March 18, 2005

bollox

That undisputed descriptive word of a persons disatisfaction with a situation that may or may not be going their way.Or indeed someone full of bull sh*t.
Used the world over by English guys while visiting foreign shores.
"WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOX"

what do you think of Bush's second term and his foreign policies - what a load of bollox.

I reckon that I can get my end away with your mother, I have a thing about older women - bollox

by DENTIE July 8, 2005

Bolt

Locking in plans. Confirming/Confirmed details.

1."Lemme check my calendar before I bolt it"
2."Are we going out tomorrow still?"
"Yeah its totally bolt"

by dannymce February 10, 2014

ball-sack bolognaise

Another creative term for semen that has a similar consistancy as spaghetti bolognaise.

My testicles were swollen with ball-sack bolognaise.

by JJ Brubaker July 3, 2006

bolognese

(noun) The result of having a slightly clumpy bowel movement with sufficient force as to tear the anus, resulting in a chunky liquid that looks like a meat sauce.

After Johnny ate too much in Mexico while drinking the water, he made a little bolognese.

by magrook August 4, 2006

Boludon

From argentine languaje. Dude with super big, huge, hairy balls, it's worse than boludo and pelotudo, making you a dumbfuck. Used to insult people who fucked up something really important.

Dejaste caer cafe en el teclado boludon!
You dropped coffee on the keyboard you dumbfuck!

by Mark June 12, 2004