Argentinian Blowjob

When you hold her down to give you a blowjob, whilst you spank her ass to the beat of Argentinian drums. The harder you spank the deeper she goes, shoot your load on the final drum beat.

She had a bad day at work, so he lifted her spirits with an Argentinian blowjob.

by Slimy Mexican November 27, 2025

blowjob bennett

“blowjob bennett” is a very large being who is a grown woman who likes to go for young boys and loves to give blowjobs

“Holy shit blowjob bennett is huge!!”

by jess i love bjs April 20, 2024

Dementor’s Blowjob

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.

Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.

by ItzKris March 17, 2023

vegetarian blowjob

This requires two partners: a male and another male, or a male and a female. The giver will suck off the receiver's penis while the receiver is wearing a condom. This results in the blowjob being vegetarian as the meat is not actually tasted.

It's a fuckin vegetarian blowjob, what more you want me to say?

by TiddyTaster July 1, 2022

Middle Eastern BlowJob

A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth

Her: wanna do some cock and ball torture??
He: nah I want a middle eastern blowjob
Her: OwO okay!

by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019

Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.

Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."

by happyjacks December 17, 2012

Banjo blowjob

When a person is giving a blowjob and pulls the ball hair down as tight as possible and starts trying to strum the hair like a banjo

I've had blowjobs but when I got a banjo blowjob is was a whole new level of pleasure.

by Mikhail1988 August 6, 2021