sausage biscuit

Noun: A phrase that means to slide and ride the joy that is your penis being rubbed against by two asscheeks. Similar to a milkshake but reverse.

I was going to ask for a sausage biscuit instead because her tits were too small for a milkshake.

by Lady Farquad August 20, 2018

dick-n-biscuits

slang term used for a morning blowjob.

What did you 2 have for breakfast? " Well I had cereal and she had some homemade dick-n-biscuits".

by Chief Slapahoe July 19, 2011

sausage gravy on biscuits

Cum on ass cheeks

I made sausage gravy on biscuits last night.

by reloaded689 May 11, 2014

Skit a biscuit

Dancing so extremely that you move into a state of utter carelessness

Tomorrow in the club IM going to skit a biscuit

by Rager69 December 7, 2018

A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer

An old theatre tongue twister. Used as a way to warm up the tongue before a show, it has gained notoriety recently due to Cards Against Humanity, and it has been difficult to for people to say to this day.

Bailey tried to say A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer for ten minutes earlier.

by ALSAT December 18, 2020

Bishuism

Bishuism or self claimed Bishuist, Is an idea or mindset that believes in self growth/preservation over other people.
Bishuists believe that the only person who truly matters in one's life is themselves. They rarely get involved with other people's problems as they try to conquer their own and the best thing one can do is build money and assets.

Bishuists rarely get married or have children as it drains resources they could have used on themselves. A bishuists finances, time, and career/business growth is his or hers best friend.

At the end of the day we're all bishuists sometimes. Sooner or later you realise that person in the mirror is the only one you have to make happy

Jim: " I asked John for some money or to atleast take a day off work to help me out. He refused again, so selfish!"

Greg: " He's a Bishuist dude, all about the hustle "

Jim: " Darn Bishuism "

by MoneyMan4711 May 29, 2018

Ding Biscut

Someone who is just barely able to function in society. This person usually forgets things, leaves things behind, loses things, often misplaces his/her children, runs into stationary objects, forgets where the car is parked, can't follow directions worth a shit, finds books without pictures to be too much work, uses the words "um", "totally" and "like" to excess, cries to get out of trouble and has that rare talent of being able to burn water.

Guy #1" Jesus Christ she is a ding biscut!

Guy #2: I know but she sucks a mean cock and she is smokin' hot so I can't get rid of her.

by two lips April 20, 2010