A rare disorder that usually only appears in parts of Africa,South America and Mexico. It is a rather contagious disease that originated in Zimbabwe where the virus was conceived. ALL contact with the host Mr Robert Mugabe most be avoided.
God speed and God save us all
*Any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local Lan Admin*
God speed and God save us all
*Any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local Lan Admin*
Take a look at Africa on Google earth at night and you'll see that theres almost NO lights (No electricity) On the whole continent ergo ~internetlessness~
by Wilman March 12, 2008
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"Shut up and give me my taco, you loser fuckbrick."
"Shut up and give me my taco, you loser fuckbrick."
by Gerbil Warrior April 17, 2008
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1. The process of reading and or subscribing to RSS feeds.
2. Using the website Stumbleupon for long periods of time.
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Girl 1: What are you doing?
Boy 1: Internetizing. It's the new trend. Check out this awesome RSS feed!
Girl 1: Uhm...?
Boy 1: Look it up in Urban Dictionary
Boy 1: Internetizing. It's the new trend. Check out this awesome RSS feed!
Girl 1: Uhm...?
Boy 1: Look it up in Urban Dictionary
by X22 February 1, 2009
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Person 1: I think you'll find that you're mistaken
Person 2: omg! stfu!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Internetisis, I have a note from my doctor.
Person 1: Oh, I see. Hope it gets better.
Person 2: yeah, me too, lol.
Person 2: omg! stfu!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Internetisis, I have a note from my doctor.
Person 1: Oh, I see. Hope it gets better.
Person 2: yeah, me too, lol.
by SpaceCadet404 March 29, 2009
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Hey bob, you didn't buy that book from internetworkexpert, inc, did you?
"shit yeah, i did. my bad!"
"shit yeah, i did. my bad!"
by woodjablowme man February 21, 2009
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Alas, our presidential elections are beset with Swift Boat ads and Internetuendo. E.g., Obama is a Communist, Palin is a brainwashed Nazi... and on and on, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.
by WJMoore March 2, 2010
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roots from intertetics i.e. internet mathematics
"min dating age formula from xkcd dating pools comic"
roots from intertetics i.e. internet mathematics
"min dating age formula from xkcd dating pools comic"
man 1: dude i just met this 43 year old and im gonna start dating her. is that creepy?
man 2: lets use the internetical equation for it. (age/2+7=minimum dating age)
43/2+7=28.5
ya it will be unless your older than 29............ dont do it.
man 2: lets use the internetical equation for it. (age/2+7=minimum dating age)
43/2+7=28.5
ya it will be unless your older than 29............ dont do it.
by look behind you, thats my name April 29, 2010
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