Batman

When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!

To successfully do this one should put up a lap behind oneself so you get a shadow that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.

"I would totally batman dat gilf"

by Scoota B. December 9, 2008

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Batman gag

When you put a mask in the mouth of the victim, (like the batman mask)

He just wouldn't stop screamin' so I BATMAN GAGGED him!

by Batman Gagger December 9, 2008

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BATMAN

ONE WHO PUTS A BAT OR BATS IN MOUTH.

For example,BATMAN LEO PUTS TWO BATS IN HIS WIDE OPEN MOUTH THATS so BATMAN

by kingmxico24 December 21, 2008

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badtimingitis

A condition involving temporal issues where you and your potential partner cannot seem to be on the same page at the same time for dating; Person A is single while Person B is taken...when Person B is finally available, Person A is not. While there is no clear cure for this ailment, Father Time works to synchronize and appoint the right time for everyone.

In the movie Sixteen Candles, Samantha Baker's love interest, Jake Ryan, was initially unavailable as he already had a girlfriend... aka...BADTIMINGITIS. The condition was remedied since Jake dumped his girl to pursue Sam.

by Smokin' December 9, 2009

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Batman Schmeh

A phrase used in place of any actual words in a conversation between two teenage girls with multi-colored hair. Variants of this phrase such as "Batman crunch schmeh" "Crunch Man Bat Schmeh" or "man crunch schmeh bat derp" are also commonly used for variety.

I heard these two retarded girls talking the other day, they were like screaming "BATMAN SCHMEH" at each other and then at the cars on the road.

by violentTardface2.0 March 4, 2011

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