Wendy's Baked Potato

When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.

I gave my sister a Wendy's Baked Potato yesterday

by Purple Dragon 44 January 27, 2014

Baked

Being so fucking stoned you don't know what you are doing.

Yo man i am so baked. Man wanna go get baked? Man i am mad baked

by Asfunorzo May 8, 2008

t baged

to dip male balls in a girls mouth!

i t baged my girlfriend last night!

by cooner July 15, 2006

Baked Chicken

Getting high to the point where you are thoroughly and sufficiently baked through, as a fully cooked chicken would be.

Dude, I got so stoned last night, I was Baked Chicken for sure.

by Adrizzy69 January 8, 2017

56746th base

having sexual intercourse with a dvd player while being butt raped by a whale in the middle of Sweden

Moby Dick likes to get to 56746th base

by the the the the the the the February 5, 2010

I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

7th Base

Is sex with the hole in the throat.

He had a hole in his throat from smoking. So you stuck it in his throat hole? yep, got to 7th base.

by brigon7 July 9, 2009