acting australian

acting australian is the act of being a big fat liar while also being australian

Person 1: Did you know that we won the emu wars? It was a close one but Team Aussie managed pulled through.
Person 2: No you didn't, stop acting australian

by YVHarder August 10, 2021

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The Australian bottlenose

The act of pushing your dick into a bottle and creating a vacuum that puts lots of suction force on your penis and can destroy your penis if done for too long and incorrectly.

I did The Australian Bottlenose last night but it didn't end well

by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022

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Australoid • austroloid • Australia • Australian • Australian Kiss • Australian Rules football • Australian Idol • Australium • Australian Accent • Australian Motorboat

Archie is a super cute Australian blonde guy. He has a special way of getting you to trust him, he's great to talk to and helps you with your problems. He plays guitar and loves video games. He eats a lot but is skinny as hell. He's a good big brother and a sweet friend. His favourite thing to do is an awkward hehe after flirting. He has problems of his own but he handles them well. His friends are nice and funny. He gets a binder from the Sainsbury's sweet aisle hehe.

Hey Archie Australian wanna go to the Sainsbury's sweet aisle

Hehe nice try bby 😘

by Willowdrift07 December 13, 2021

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Old Australia

Noun/ Adjective

Referring to outdated ideologies that contribute to discriminative and destructive behaviours, attitudes, beliefs, policies, systems and/or societal structures.

First usage, Noun:

As recent as the 1950’s, Aboriginal people in Old Australia were not permitted to walk among society without a white person accompanying them unless they carried a license to do so.

Second usage, Adjective:

“that cowboy culture of misogyny and gaslighting is so Old Australia”

by Dj Jarmilk June 7, 2022

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Torquay (Australia)

Torquay (pronounced SHIT-PLACE-TO-LIVE) is a miserable "town" in the Southwest of Victoria, Australia. It is located off the Great Ocean Road, a horrid excuse of modern coastal infrastructure that will inflict severe nausea upon anyone unfortunate enough to drive it's endless winding length. Torquay barely qualifies as a beach town, just barely bordering the cold and icy Tasman Sea. Though many of Southern Victoria's towns are backwards, such as Lorne, Torquay may be the worst the state has to offer. The weather is absolutely fucking wretched, being windy, freezing and completely vile on even the hottest of Australian summer days. The "community" if you can call it that, is made up of bogans who have evolved to endure the horrors of Torquay, as they have been here for millions of years, actually first evolving from the Torquaytherium, an amphibian which endured the cold and reached the coast despite being completely incompetent. Because of this, the "people" of Torquay are actually not related to people at all, and are closer genetically to salamanders. The sky in Torquay specifically is perpetually grey, no matter the weather. It is the only place in Australia where Geelong is considered an improvement.

Bogan 1: Hey mate! How was Torquay (Australia)?

Torquay Victim: I require mental reevaluation.

by Tharassablastid January 9, 2023

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