April 13

National Have as much sex as you want day😌💦🍑🍆🍒

“It’s april 13 let’s have as much sex as we want babe”😍

by Pretty Alicia April 12, 2019

April 5

If you're born on this day it means you have zero eggs. Throughout your entire life you'll be jealous of your extremely sexy friend who DOES have eggs.

*At diner*

'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'

by SexyEggHaver March 31, 2021

April 26th

The day all swifties are going to unite and outsell everyone else favorite

Ive waited 13 days for April 26th

by serena13 April 14, 2019

april 26th

if you were born on this date hey lol

april 26th is pog birthday

by jayisnotokay April 3, 2021

April 26

A day for all lemon related activities, for celebrating and honouring the greatness of lemon and lemon people.

April 26 is my favourite day because it's Lemon Day

by beansproutfriend October 24, 2019

April 20

hitler's bday😐

were you born in April 20?
yes
its hitler's bday😐

by spookidu(no femboy) September 2, 2021

April 21

The hottest boy was born.

My boyfriend is hot so yea!! I had to do it for has birthday April 21

by anonymous July 1, 2021