April 13

National Have as much sex as you want day😌💦🍑🍆🍒

“It’s april 13 let’s have as much sex as we want babe”😍

by Pretty Alicia April 12, 2019

April 5

If you're born on this day it means you have zero eggs. Throughout your entire life you'll be jealous of your extremely sexy friend who DOES have eggs.

*At diner*

'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'

by SexyEggHaver March 31, 2021

April 26th

The day all swifties are going to unite and outsell everyone else favorite

Ive waited 13 days for April 26th

by serena13 April 14, 2019

April Serious

When something incredible happens to you on April 1st and everyone thinks you are trying to April fool them, even though you are completely serious.

Trey: Dude! You'll never guess what happened to me last night!
Brent: What?
Trey: I hooked up with Jen AND her sister last night!
Brent: Haha... April Fools...
Trey: No dude! I'm being April Serious!

by Cheese-Fries April 1, 2009

april 23

national hanging brain day. primarily celebrated in the northeast united states, male residents of an area will drop their pants and boxers, and “hang brain” without any reprocussions.

“can’t wait till april 23 so i can go to mellisa’s house and spread eagle on her front lawn”

“tim, let it go, she doesn’t love you anymore”

by LILAX BEST 23 October 20, 2019

April 26

A day for all lemon related activities, for celebrating and honouring the greatness of lemon and lemon people.

April 26 is my favourite day because it's Lemon Day

by beansproutfriend October 24, 2019

april 26th

if you were born on this date hey lol

april 26th is pog birthday

by jayisnotokay April 3, 2021