April 13

National Have as much sex as you want day😌💦🍑🍆🍒

“It’s april 13 let’s have as much sex as we want babe”😍

by Pretty Alicia April 12, 2019

April 5

If you're born on this day it means you have zero eggs. Throughout your entire life you'll be jealous of your extremely sexy friend who DOES have eggs.

*At diner*

'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'

by SexyEggHaver March 31, 2021

April 26th

The day all swifties are going to unite and outsell everyone else favorite

Ive waited 13 days for April 26th

by serena13 April 14, 2019

april 26th

if you were born on this date hey lol

april 26th is pog birthday

by jayisnotokay April 3, 2021

24th april

Give your gf almond cookies day.

-Bro why are you buying all those almond cookies?
-Its 24th april, give your gf almond cookies day man.

by Ilovetiks November 22, 2021

April fool

An idiotic person that goes to public places in the month of April without wearing a mask to cover their mouth during a pandemic.

Joey: Look at that stupid person in the grocery store not wearing a mask! Jimmy: What an April fool !!! After today that April fool will be a May fool.

by JoeyBomm April 30, 2020

April 14

Debut date of Kpop boy group CRAVITY.

"What is Cravitys debut date?"
"April 14 2020."

by .Cravity.X.Luvity. April 14, 2021