angel porn

a descriptive term for something in the natural world that looks amazing, incredible etc.

Guy 1: I was in Alaska recently and i got to see the northern lights. It was like, angel porn dude!

Guy 2: Awesome bro!!

by anonymous16161616 May 7, 2012

Angel eyes

Easy to spot. The most unattractive member of every popular girl group. She is usually grotesque, obese and all round puke-worthy. This girl has vein streaked tits and enough cellulite to block out the sun a mile away. But don't doubt her friends, they will do anything they can to make her feel beautiful and so will exaggerate even the tiniest feature of her hideous appearance, for instance her "angel eyes". They're so dazzling and bright, especially compared to the hairs that are growing out of her third chin.

"Oh look, here comes Angel eyes!"
"Well, she's definitely the angel eyes of the group"

by Rexy663 March 5, 2015

Angel Spit

Baby drool

My 6-month-old son was fast asleep, a trickle of angel spit rolling down his chin.

by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010

Angel Guarding

Blocking somebody off which leads them to not be able to move; ex. one person keeping someone on one side of a table, chair, room etc.
also applied to angel guarding: bathrooms, doors, cars, etc

"Stop angel guarding the bathroom!"

by Angel Guarder October 8, 2008

Angel Juice

The peach-smelling juice that comes out of a cats ass, most notably found on your face after a romp with kitty.

Kitty and I got weird last night and he sprayed his angel juice all over my face.

by Chelsea88 October 13, 2012

angel rose

"angel rose" is a name you must not call your child and it means "useless piece of shit" if you know an angel rose then DO NOT MAKE FRIENDS WITH IT!

"your a fucking angel rose!" or "are you angel rose"

by meandmyboringlife August 17, 2018

angel wiseman

the act of being extremely popular and loved by everyone, and yet when lastname is spoken of you get slapped.
also the act of being completely gorgeous, and everyguy wants to get with.

girl: i want to be an angel wiseman
girl 2: oh i know me too


boy:do you know a wiseman?
SMMACK...
biy: wtf?
biy2: u said wiseman idiot

by xxsnowboardtimexx March 29, 2009