He is sexy af in a snorlax onzie and will steel your heart in seconds he may hurt you but he is still the best and he is very cuddly and blushes a lot and low key is very fickable
by Ily mwah January 1, 2022

A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "
Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.
Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.
" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "
-Fellow Miami personnel
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "
-Fellow Miami personnel
by Themanwhopostedsomething September 29, 2022

by Jacob Milen May 6, 2019

the most hot and sexy man ever he could so easily seduce you and anyone you see, Ian loves grinding and getting down with the one woman of his love because he is loyal and can take any woman he comes across if he wants to. to have the honor of being the love of his life you have simply, completed your life and you will so easily be satisfied by just his awe. by even being near him you cant help but give every complement known. he is the most perfect and beautiful and caring and loving person you will ever meet he has such good friends that everyone begs to have him as their companion as he doesn't have any competition because he is the best.
random woman 1: god I want Ian so bad he is just so good at getting at it I WANT HIM SO BAD
random woman 2: I mean he's not that cool, but i mean maybe being with him wouldn't be that bad.. well maybe I do like him.. I like him... I WANT HIM.. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I NEED HIM
random woman 2: I mean he's not that cool, but i mean maybe being with him wouldn't be that bad.. well maybe I do like him.. I like him... I WANT HIM.. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I NEED HIM
by christydwiles April 14, 2022

by Jake Oberon May 29, 2018

A great, awesome, overall outstanding guy. Everyone loves him, and he's just such an awesome person overall.
by Hamala Karris November 12, 2020

by God42069666 January 15, 2020
