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American Taliban Beard 

(n) Not to be confused with the Hipster Beard, or the Charles Manson Beard, the American Taliban Beard is a full beard worn with a shaved head.

Named after John Walker Lindh, the "American Taliban" homegrown terrorist who is serving a 20 year sentence for joining the Taliban and fighting against the US in Afghanistan.

Muslim men who are performing the Hajj to Mecca and Jihadis who are planning to commit suicide bombings often shave their heads, but leave their beards so that they are clean when they ride the magic carpet to Allah and their 72 virgins.
The American Taliban Beard is the laziest haircut a man can have. Never have to comb your hair & never have to shave.
"Danger to the Heavens"
Can be used to say that something is "cool", "awesome" or "amazing." Often people say it if someone does something risky or against the rules and does not fail.
Additionally, it is a name/nickname of a person who is downright amazing. He must have one of the smartest and nicest girls for a girlfriend, and he cares about her more than anything. Spending more than 3 days away from her would be torture to him. A real gentlemen, only truly lucky girls can get an Amendano. He looks beyond appearances, and at someone's personality. Knowing how to make you laugh, smile, and have a great time, they are truly unforgettable.
(Also they tend to be handsome, smart, and sometimes are teddy bears)
"That party was so amendano, I had the best time!"

"Did you see him run across the street in the middle of traffic?" "Yo, he's such an Amendano; but he almost got hit!"

"Did you hear that she's dating Amendano?" "I'm SO Jealous, I wish I had a guy like that!"
Amendano by Kitten203 April 4, 2010

America Online 

The slowest thing in the history of computers & the internet.
Guy 1: "OMG, America Online is so frickin' slow today!"

Guy 2: "Hasn't it always been that slow?"

Guy 1: "Oh yea. OMG, America Online has always been this frickin' slow!"
America Online by crazyjoe30 June 25, 2010
amelia is a beautiful amazing human. She hates chalk boards blue chairs and hot sauce . she is perfect in every way
dude: hey do you see amelia?
other dude: ya i'm not blind dumbo
amelia by johny jo May 25, 2017
A girl who is always there for you, she is very sincere and supportive. Everyone needs an Amena in their life. She deals with the most obnoxious situations, but is always respectful and loving. Amena changes people for the better and always leaves a positive impact.
Amber: Yo, I should go bother Amena!
Rumble: Yea, she’s supportive she’ll help!
Amena by jeonghannie December 12, 2020

ameliasexual

to feel a sexual attraction to the best neurosurgeon amelia shepherd from greys anatomy
i can’t stop thinking about amelia shepherd, i must be ameliasexual
ameliasexual by Harlivyxox January 6, 2021