dilf addiction

something I have specifically for the tf2 medic

Me:*has dilf addiction*
Timmy:wtf

by raybeez April 25, 2022

p addict

When you have to confess your porn addiction to a friend but your text will get flagged by various parenting apps your parents installed on your phone.

Hey bro I've been a p addict for the last ten years and haven't told anybody

Buddy you're only 16

by orangered May 13, 2022

Man-Addicting-Virus

This is a virus that spreads rapidly, to only females. If you catch this virus you will be tempted to have more than one man. And can possibly make you a big ass HOE. So ladies please avoid from getting this virus and stay safe.

"She is a h*e because she has the man-addicting-virus."

by Rachel Anthony August 19, 2022

Man-Addicting-Virus

This is a common virus that makes you want more than one boyfriend. This virus spread rapidly and is very contagious and is incurable. So ladies please stay safe

"She is a h*e because she has the man-addicting-virus."

by Rachel Anthony August 19, 2022

Microwave Addiction

The inability to eat food without microwaving it first, even if it's steaming hot already.

Guy: Man I can't stand the texture of some food after it's microwaved.

Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.

Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!

by JJDM123 August 22, 2022

cartoon..addict

A very untrustworthy person

“Do you trust cartoon..addict on Tik Tok?”

“absolutely not”

by sashagaybr1ght December 5, 2022

Murder Addicts

Serial Killers and/or people who are addicted to the thought, feeling, and/or action of killing in general. Whether that may be done by “homicide by cop” which WILL be impossible, hands on homicide, and/or assisted suicide/homicide.

“Oh look at him…. he’s always gossiping with groups of people and his friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”

“Oh look at her…. she’s always gossiping with groups of people and her friend about people they don’t like ALLLL THE TIME, such murder addicts.”

by HotLavaBoi December 6, 2022