Apost

Short or slang for “suppose to” or “supposed to”

The automotive shop were apost to fix my truck, but failed to do so.

by StealthTI April 23, 2018

Letterman apology

the passive-agressive act of dramatically apologizing not only for an action which one has committed, but also for things which one has previously committed, has not committed, and would not likely commit, all in an effort to reduce one's culpability for the central action in question. This is similar to a strategy employed by jewish grandmothers, where one apologizes for all things that have ever happened, whether good or bad.

Example of a "Letterman apology":

Dave: ... so my apologies to subjecting them to that vulnerability and being brow-beaten and humiliated, it never occured to me, and as a matter of fact Alan Coulter kept wanting to know if we'd had sex, do you remember that Alan?

Alan: I did and I don't remember.

Dave: So I'll just say I'm terribly sorry ... And now, also because what can it hurt, once again I'd like to apologize to the former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin...

by ssppuunn November 4, 2009

Pop Apocalypse

A dark time when Pop music defeats all other genres of music and Pop music rules the land. This will only happen if Rock music loses the eternal battle between good music and Pop music

We must protect the last few remaining copies of The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, Rush, BTO, Deep Purple, David Bowie, The Clash, Jimi Hendrix, Ozzy, Elvis, Santana, The Rolling Stones, Queen, Wings, John Lennon, Iron Maiden, AC/DC, Elton John, Journey, Led Zepplin, Eric Clapton, Bob Marley, Kiss, Meat Loaf, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Police and Black Sabbath before the coming of the Pop Apocalypse lest they be destroyed in resulting conflict

by Big Red1325245746 September 16, 2011

pulling an apoorva

actually just dating a cat in a non beastiality way

I'm so over guys... I'm considering just pulling an apoorva.

by The Omnipotent Entity February 24, 2017

Apocalypse

The shitiest Black Metal(if you would cal it that) band ever. Another one of Shadow0fDeath's projects.

Did Apocalypse use a turd to make their music?

by Zorlock April 20, 2005

Apollo 11

The biggest lie in history of human kind.

USA: Hey Russia! Did you know? I just sent men to the moon in the Apollo 11.

USSR: Bullshit, you are afraid of our superiority, so you had to come up with a stupid lie. We sent a dog many years ago, your space technology sucks.

by Wizho January 5, 2010

Apolline

Is said of a person whose behavior and stupidity can compare her to a clown. Term used mainly in France

My god you're such an Apolline

by Alexayy October 7, 2019