arse-wank

a tedious exploit, waste of time or otherwise disappointing activity
going to that club was complete arse-wank
by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003
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Wink wank

You say 'Wink Wank' after you say something flirtatious and cheeky or after a joke ...
*Chick stands in-front of Guy and blocks view*

Guy: Its not like I wanted to watch the game but oh well I don't mind the new view, wink wank ;)

Chick: Ohhh my *blushes*

OR

*On FB*

Friend 1: *Writes on Friend 2's wall* So how was your fall? bahahaha Wink wank x) ...

Friend 2: *Responses to wall post* Shut up it hurt like hell!! x(
by ViCKii.N August 03, 2011
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wank sesh

the act of mass wanking. Often performed by scouts or cadets or at a sleepover where a room full of lads all simultaneously jack off
We had this massive wank sesh last night
by Stevie wonderfull February 09, 2007
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Bag of Wank

1. An Insult e.g Your a bag of wank

2. Something very crap e.g My computer is a bag of wank

3. A bag that jumps down the street in a jerking motion (The original term came from when people watched bags blowing down the streets when they were bored they used to say "This is wank" shortly followed by "Well thats a bag of wank" at that point the person saying the phrase would then point at the bag.
What a bag of wank or this coffee tastes like a bag of wank
by Liquidhalo231 December 29, 2009
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Mammary Wank

A new-age dance move performed by making a wanking motion with the hands, although done at the level of the nipples, such that it looks as if you are milking your fucking tits dry/wanking your nips.

Can be performed by both males and females.

May be used as a dice-rolling technique in the dice game of "Shit On My Dick."
I tore up the dance floor with my mammary wanking last night!

That mammary wank roll scored you a shit on my dick! Nice work!
by Gatsby UNH May 12, 2011
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Regret Wanking

When you regret something horrible you've done sexually but power through and masturbate over it continuously, over and over again untill you feel the need to tell your mother.
Mam, dad challenged me to go a week Regret Wanking and Ineed to come clean.
by cfghh August 01, 2012
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Writer's wank

Akin to writer's block except that writer' wank is the opposite problem: an overabundance of inspiration. The term wank in this context describes when a fiction writer uses their narrative to promote their own beliefs, even when it is inappropriate and well outside the scope of the story. The implication behind the term is that the author is merely committing self-gratification without regard as to how it will affect the plot.

Some genres of fiction that are especially susceptible to this are science fiction, romance, and alternate history. While all writers are encouraged to imbue their work with a strong underlying message, projects that fall victim to a wank attack are notorious for yielding one-dimensional, cliched, and heavily biased material that readers with differing opinions will have difficulty enjoying.
Hey, check out this New York Times Bestseller. It's about how socialism saves Europe from brink of World War II and then successfully defeats those mouth-breathing Yanks when they come looking for oil. Neat-o! Although I think $6.99 is a little pricey to let some frustrated socilogy professor writer's wank all over me.
by Spin me a real yarn! March 23, 2006
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