emu-toe

The male counterpart of a camel-toe, bearing resemblance to the feet of the big, african bird.. unfortunately it is coming into fashion for young men to wear tights and skin-tight jeans as well, so this phenomenon will be unevitable in the near future...

"Uuuuh, look at Dominic, he has a real emu-toe in his new tights. What a fag he became!"

by narcoleptic fatass November 30, 2009

Extreme Toeing

As a beta male (preferably a descendant of some from the Belgian Congo) swan dives from a 40 foot diving platform toe first directly into a 700+ pound woman. As the male lands he screams at the top of his lungs, “AYO NIGGA I NEVER LACKIN. EEESKEEETIT.” After screaming this cultural mating call he submerged into the whale-like women’s vanginal cave toe first.

Yo cuh last night I had to buy that fat hoe we met with some extreme toeing.

by Niggitynigga February 2, 2018

Trigger toe

Like trigger finger but for your toe. When you toe your girl so good, she’s triggered.

“Damn, your trigger toe game is real!”

by coola1111 December 18, 2019

Gruffalo toes

Gruffalo toes is a person with dirty and disgusting toes

Get your gruffalo toes away from me

by Lil.briggs May 28, 2020

Pop a toe

The act of turning on your jets in your bath tub, and piping your toe in to test the water.

(Mike)Hey Tammy can I come to your house to pop a toe real quick in your tub. (Tammy) yea sure I'll turn on my jets.

by Bill limerick March 30, 2019

Thumb Toes

When you have small toes (or they're disproportionate from the rest of you feet) they're called thumb toes as they look like your thumb.

Haha Gibby! You've got thumb toes!

by Fietta December 24, 2018

Toe Bag

A gross ice bag used for a swollen toe

Ew, don’t touch Derick’s toe bag!

by Yereet March 30, 2019