A medical condition in which an individual has an abdomen that overlaps the belt line, front and back, in a shape that resembles the top of a carefully baked muffin.
Pointing an individuals possession of a well defined muffin top may result in dangerous reactions. See LAK
Pointing an individuals possession of a well defined muffin top may result in dangerous reactions. See LAK
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He is not on the plane, did Alex say goodbye to anyone? No, he totally flat topped. Well, I hope she isn't pregnant.
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Get the slomp top mug.CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.
Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town.
Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.
Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.
by originalsinz69 March 6, 2010
Get the Carrot Topped mug.To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.
"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"
"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"
"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"
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