muffin top

A medical condition in which an individual has an abdomen that overlaps the belt line, front and back, in a shape that resembles the top of a carefully baked muffin.

Pointing an individuals possession of a well defined muffin top may result in dangerous reactions. See LAK

Did you guys see the muffin top on that portly fellow that just waddled by us?

by Doctor Chuck April 30, 2009

Flat Top

To stay behind in a foreign country while on a work related trip and abandon all of your responsibilities without saying anything to anyone in order to chase a girl only to come home five weeks later to find you no longer have a job and your cat hates you.

He is not on the plane, did Alex say goodbye to anyone? No, he totally flat topped. Well, I hope she isn't pregnant.

by the juggler November 20, 2013

Rocky top

Crystalized semen on a woman's breasts after receiving a pearl necklace

After passing out from drinking too much red wine, Maria awoke to a Rocky Top on both breasts

by jimmybarb December 12, 2009

Run the tops

Run the tops - play futuretops, start a futuretops server etc.

Hey Joe, wanna run the tops?

by fedja14 May 16, 2021

cream on top

When you cum on top of a person's head.

Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"

Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"

Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"

by Jedidoc87 June 27, 2017

Carrot Topped

CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.

Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town.

Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.

by originalsinz69 March 6, 2010

hummingbird top

Little kisses on the top of a dickhead

I didn't want a blowjob, so she gave me some hummingbird top

by coonsauce March 18, 2020