by omegazlash January 18, 2016
Kid - Mom, can we stop and get some Takis on the way home?
Mom - I dont know... those trap-stations sure been looking hot lately. I aint trying to get caught up in anything.
Mom - I dont know... those trap-stations sure been looking hot lately. I aint trying to get caught up in anything.
by AznRemedy October 10, 2020
by Smittywerbermansjenson May 27, 2017
A blue trap is a meme on social media that trolls for survey participants. " Would you help a man or woman in blue if he or she was in distress? ".
blue trap:
Checking his phone:
Bro; " I'd help an officer in distress ".
ME; " You crazy? My luck? He's one of the psychological, emotional and physical abusers who controls his bitch and broken condoms like he owns them. Got the rest of the precinct covering his back too ". " Nah " " Let's face it, it's a 50:50 shot. He's either abusing m' or not. No in between ".
Checking his phone:
Bro; " I'd help an officer in distress ".
ME; " You crazy? My luck? He's one of the psychological, emotional and physical abusers who controls his bitch and broken condoms like he owns them. Got the rest of the precinct covering his back too ". " Nah " " Let's face it, it's a 50:50 shot. He's either abusing m' or not. No in between ".
by saavy chimp May 28, 2022
When a guest defecates in your bathroom, then takes a long hot shower, then, closing the door, leaves all the poopstink and smothering humidity for the next poor visitor to discover. This can be either intentional or unintentional.
My friend was raised with some terribly bad habits, and whenever he comes over I have to try to police the gross inconsiderate things he does, but somehow no matter how conscientious I am, I always end up stumbling unexpectedly into a Swamp Trap.
by wordsloth January 12, 2015
A neighbourhood or place where greasy and ratchet people all converge. Crack heads, drunken teenagers, drag racers, and kids who linger around the McDicks that is open until midnight or later. Be wary when entering one of these. You may accidentally get sucked into its wormhole of greasiness.
Example #1
Boy: I hate Lynn Valley.
Girl: I love that grease trap #YOLOSWERVE.
Example #2
Girl: Doin' lines at Stacy's.
Boy: No! You can't do lines at that grease trap! Nobody has a hundie there!
Boy: I hate Lynn Valley.
Girl: I love that grease trap #YOLOSWERVE.
Example #2
Girl: Doin' lines at Stacy's.
Boy: No! You can't do lines at that grease trap! Nobody has a hundie there!
by Mama B April 15, 2014
by seshgang March 20, 2018