A man whose outward appearance, mannerisms, speech and affectations would lead any observer to conclude they are an out and proud gay man. Except they are totally straight.
One look at the comedy stylings of John Mullaney and you'd think he was gay but he's just one of those flaming straights.
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Get the Pulley Straight mug.When a person obviously shows the characteristic of being a Simp to another girl this can include Orbiting Being Desperate, or obsessive conversation with that person to the point where they ignore everyone else just to talk to her.
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Get the Straight Simpin mug.A sexuality formed in the 21st century popularizing on tiktok. It is for gay man who are closeted haunted by thoughts of beastality and maybe even acts against children. They don’t like other lgbtq+ Because it is too mature for a child or adult to comprehend and thus when they sleep with those over 18 they can not be trans nor a furry. They may also possess auth right tendencies in some instances. Kinks include but are not limited to: Pissing, Shitting, Sadism etc
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Guy 2:that’s transphobia
Guy 1:naw it’s cool I’m super straight
Guy 2: stupid ass mf Just because you give transphobia new name does it mean it’s not transphobia
Guy 2:that’s transphobia
Guy 1:naw it’s cool I’m super straight
Guy 2: stupid ass mf Just because you give transphobia new name does it mean it’s not transphobia
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