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Puppy-Weight

PUPPY-WEIGHT is a relatively new term used to describe the weight of a puppy on any sheet, comforter, quilt, towel, or other fabric. The exact puppy-weight can be calculated by multiplying every pound of the puppy’s actual weight by twenty-three. Add in 5 pounds for additional friction and there you have it. Puppy-weight.
Get this "dog" off my bed, his puppy-weight is killing my arm!
This dog your brought home with you, won't move off the bed, i had to drag him off the bed. His puppy-weight was incredible.
by Jerrylandry2 September 16, 2019
mugGet the Puppy-Weightmug.

puppy sanchez

when u take your finger insert it into a puppy's ass and rub it on your lover's upper lip
i gave my girlfriend a kitty sanchez

i gave mine a puppy sanchez
by apple on a stick September 29, 2010
mugGet the puppy sanchezmug.

slug puppy

Kayne west supporters
by Analchristmasseed September 15, 2022
mugGet the slug puppymug.

Puppies

A natural cure for depression without chemicals in the form of tiny dogs.
Aww! Puppies.
by zimmygirl777 January 24, 2025
mugGet the Puppiesmug.

Broke Puppy

Someone who is on one certain occasion, multiple occasions, or always without funds to go out. Someone who is a financial dependent due to economic hardship.
1. I wanted to invite Evan out, but he is a Broke Puppy, and I don't want to end up paying his tab at the bar.

2. Don't invite her out sis, she's a broke puppy, you'll be picking up the tab for her if you do.
by BossJD August 11, 2022
mugGet the Broke Puppymug.

popcorn puppy

When your at the cinema and you get a boner, so you try to hide it with your popcorn
That film gave me a real popcorn puppy
by Ameliamarch1 July 3, 2017
mugGet the popcorn puppymug.

hoe puppy

Hoe Puppy: Any Basic Bitch using the puppy tongue filter on SnapChat
Jennifer is such a fucking hoe puppy!! That girl is always using that same damn snap filter
by BwAnonymous May 18, 2017
mugGet the hoe puppymug.

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