European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

semira and simona

Semira and simona are two savages who never give a fuck. They are hella cute and can shake their thang.

Summary: Don't fuck with them. :-)

Him: You saw semira and simona?
Her: Yeah, they're over there searching for a fuck to give but they didn't find any...

by SSBL January 3, 2017

Lucas Marc Simon

A person that is passionate about aircrafts. He dreams about being up in the air far above the clouds. When Lucas Marc Simon has a dream he will fulfill it. Further he will help you in every situation of your life and will always make you laugh.

Did you hear Lucas failed his math exam again?
Lucas Marc Simon got the job as a flight attendant!!!

by forry17 January 27, 2017

black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017

Posh tits Simon

Simon and his posh wanker tits

Look at him he looks like Posh tits Simon

by Simonnnn ma man July 13, 2017

To pull a Simskai

To let the fame rise to your head resulting in you becoming an arrogant prick who thinks he can become a Soundcloud Rapper, in the process losing all your friends and having to get on your knees begging them to add you back up on Facebook.

"Trump really pulled a Simskai there."
"Yeah, he fired all his staff and thinks he can become the next Post Malone."
To pull a Simskai or not to pull a Simskai

by Is k m8 November 28, 2017

Pull A Simon

Making up a word or phrase and attempting to convince co-workers its real.

Andrew attempted to "Pull a Simon" by making up the phrase Don Dada and attempted to pass it off to his co-worker Joe.

by OGanalog March 31, 2018