Posing your car - or actually parking your car - in bad parking configurations, then taking a picture and submitting to Shit Parking sites. Term coined by Natalie
by RamonaX June 27, 2014
Get the Shit Parking Selfie mug.A sexual maneuver that requires you to take your cousin/sister out for a Taco Bell lunch, then take them to a secluded area and fuck her in the ass at the exact time she has fiery liquid diarrhea. right before you ejaculate, pull out, quickly shove your dick into her vagina and efficiently use your load to shove the hot ass liquid in.
by FreezeDriedBallCheese March 17, 2022
Get the Alabama Shit Syringe mug.The "Oh Shit Maneuver" is a popular driving maneuver that is performed while the driver's vehicle is on a collision course with a large, outside force. The maneuver is properly executed by quickly observing the current situation, followed by loudly exclaiming "OH SHIT", and then rapidly rotating the steering wheel in an attempt to avoid disaster.
To perform the "Oh Shit Maneuver":
Step 1. Observe that ten deer have just frolicked out of the woods and onto the road.
Step 2. Exclaim "OH SHIT"
Step 3. frantically turn the wheel and/or stomp on the brakes to avoid accidents.
Step 1. Observe that ten deer have just frolicked out of the woods and onto the road.
Step 2. Exclaim "OH SHIT"
Step 3. frantically turn the wheel and/or stomp on the brakes to avoid accidents.
by DinosaurzFTW December 1, 2011
Get the Oh Shit Maneuver mug.The act of doing a shit. Then jerking off, once finished doing both use toilet paper to clean up the jizz off your cock and hand,using the same piece of paper to then wipe your ass.
Jono " I was having trouble snapping one off, so I had a wank first. Then when I shit I realized that there was only one square of shit paper, so I had to go glossy shit ragging "
Ted "noice! "
Ted "noice! "
by Burbage-Bumbag December 15, 2017
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Get the 7 pounds of shit mug.The act of deficating in ones toilet to the point where the shit to toilet paper ratio is over powered by the shit pile
I shat so much last night the I created a Mississippi shit pile no matter how many times I wiped my asshole!!!!
by Theshattalker March 14, 2017
Get the Mississippi shit pile mug.When everything is going bad but you remember there’s always shit in a butt to make it into a positive
“Dude work was such shit today”
“Don’t stress my dude there's always shit in a butt”
there's always shit in a butt
“Don’t stress my dude there's always shit in a butt”
there's always shit in a butt
by FriendBesto February 23, 2021
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