Are you fisting me

The monkey shit on me

"Are you fisting me
by Mogal December 23, 2021
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bussing me in a trap

josh: *opens gone off milk whilst on tea duty, with no time to get more* YOU’RE BUSSING ME IN A TRAP!
by rumragee October 11, 2020
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Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarianvers out there?

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FUCK ME, right?!

Popularized by Colleen Ballinger in her ukuleleapology” video, this expression exudes backhanded anger and frustration.
I’m an expert but FUCK ME, right?!

You don’t value me even though all I do is help you.. FUCK ME, right?!

I try so hard to do the right thing, but FUCK ME, right!?
by LingDanc803 November 22, 2023
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Putting me in my place

You're a nutless retard and everyone you love is burning in Hell. Unless it isn't real, in which case, they are just deceased. And your value is lower than mine.
Hym "You're not putting me in my place by doing this and if people don't start coming forward about my contribution to AI I'm going to put some random kid in THEIR place. The ground. He was a piece of shit who was completely devoid of sympathy for people he perceived to be beneath him and then only differences between us are that my dick is small and I'm actually better than everyone."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2025
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What i call homo-sapiens who mention by name in place of an abscess.
Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me
by Abreathofaversaillian January 21, 2025
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