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left-handed bitch

A good friend who will stop at nothing until you are satisfied. This friend will rip through the earth and sun to make sure are happy and contempt. They will also gladly pleasure you if you so require. Do not mistake this as them having sexual desires towards you, they simply a really good friend. You're lucky if you inquire a left-handed bitch since they are the best friend you can ask for.

You mustn't mistreat your left-handed bitch as they can become very angry, very quickly. Keep them away from any sharp objects, or the internet and you will be safe.
Wow Felix, thanks for this birthday party, you're the best left-handed bitch I could ask for.
by Robby62775 May 19, 2019
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happy birthday bitch!

A phrase to tell your beautiful-girl "Happy Birthday".
Omg happy birthday bitch!, love u my dear chairmate.
by shilin January 3, 2020
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Dish Water Bitch

A woman that is grey in mood, personality, appearance. She will likely kill your boner; with her negative outlook or her terribly kept exterior. Ex: Hillary Clinton
The woman at the post office was basic as fuck, and a complete dish water bitch
by PapaBearCat July 7, 2016
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Seattle Basic Bitch

A Seattle basic bitch is not to different than a regular basic bitch. This basic bitch originated from Seattle or surrounding areas. As a basic bitch is generally a female, there are some males who have caught the basic bitch syndrome. She/He takes pictures of everything and posts them on a variety of social media sites; Facebook, Instagram, snapchat. They often take adventures to magical places like a Seahawks game, Starbucks, chipotle or some other type of 'basic hippie' location. She/he documents the outing with a selfie to make sure the world knows. Selfies include; pictures in their Seahawks swag, pictures with their Starbucks drink, pictures at a festival or rave, or a combination of the sort of 'basic' activities one might do in Seattle.
Did you see Sara's Instagram? She posted another selfie in her Seahawks gear with another white chocolate mocha from Starbucks with the hashtag #fuckthe49ers. What a Seattle basic bitch.
by Seattlelover January 7, 2015
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Rich bitch cold

A disease which effects rich bitches. A common symptom of the rich bitch cold is the rich bitch cough.
Being a rich bitch I am at risk of the rich bitch cold. I already feel as though I am developing a rich bitch cough.
by Foxy_Grandpa July 30, 2015
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lazy bitch disorder

For niggas names “Gavin” for sleeping so damn early
by TacoSaturdayIsADay July 29, 2021
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baby back bitch

An actual piece of shit fuckstick who should not be seen in public
‘’Oi cuz, you heard of that Ashley James Long, the guys a baby back Bitch’’
by Tastylittletreat February 10, 2018
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