I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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Generic Love Types refer to some of the basic different types of love that the ancient Greek philosophers had coined. The special thing is that each type of love has a specific purpose (which is to develop a specific trait).
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1) Storge Love: Is found within Cognatic Bonds, to develop *Kinship* among family members.
2) Philias Love: Is found within Fraternal Bonds, to develop *Masculinity* among men. Likewise, Philias Love can be found within Sororal Bonds, to develop *Femininity* among women. Philias love is generally a platonic, non-sexual love (similar to Storge Love).
3) Eros Love: Is found within Connubial Ties, to develop *Intimacy* among a husband and wife.
Generic Love Types refer to some of the basic different types of love that the ancient Greek philosophers had coined. The special thing is that each type of love has a specific purpose (which is to develop a specific trait).
Here are the main examples:
1) Storge Love: Is found within Cognatic Bonds, to develop *Kinship* among family members.
2) Philias Love: Is found within Fraternal Bonds, to develop *Masculinity* among men. Likewise, Philias Love can be found within Sororal Bonds, to develop *Femininity* among women. Philias love is generally a platonic, non-sexual love (similar to Storge Love).
3) Eros Love: Is found within Connubial Ties, to develop *Intimacy* among a husband and wife.
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