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got me chocked

A person wich a maze another person.
Yesterday I went to the teather and then got me chocked.
by robert rosales February 10, 2017
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fuck me

when you want someone to fuck you um you can either use daddy or mommy doesnt matter genders are available so if youre kinky as fuck um ask your partner this or something idk
please, fuck me mommy/daddy means you want to have sex
by sexexpertmommy December 3, 2018
mugGet the fuck memug.

help me

I am trapped inside this urban dictionary screen and can't get out please help me I'm not kidding, send help!
I am stuck inside the screen and I can't get out, help me!
by Mr rizzler 3000 February 15, 2024
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Don't fbi me

When you fbi someone, you ask many questions, probe, etc. In short, you kind of investigate someone's life because you are very curious about it.
Don't fbi me, ok? Man, I've been fed up with so many questions about my private life!
by Andycoe April 8, 2018
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Feed me o'clock

That time of day, or morning where your cat gives no s***s what your doing, even if you are sleeping at 6am, and start doing everything in its power to get you to feed it.
The only alarm that has no snooze button
Having a pleasant dream in the early hours of the morning.
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"
by Shandogg69 April 26, 2022
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Playin ugly, Playing ugly, playin ugly to me.

Playing ugly, means you are hitting on someone, trying to pick up. Most often in a bar setting, can also be a club or gig setting.
Playin ugly, Playing ugly, playin ugly to me. Playing ugly means: There is a person who is flirting with another person. Most commonly unwanted flirtations occurring in, most commonly a bar setting.

I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy
And he's playin ugly with me
And I wonder if he's a had a day of fun in his whole life.

This woman is playin' ugly to me an all I wanna do is bounce.

That jerk at the bar won't quit playing ugly with me and all I wanna do is have some fun with my gf's tonight.
by Soubriquet11 April 16, 2024
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