from tots to thots

if you know what a tot is and if you know what a thot is its self explanitory.

my baby girls went from tots to thots

by khroma December 1, 2021

Erin Davies-Thomas

was 90cm in year 6

Erin Davies-Thomas was 90cm's in year 6

by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021

Pog Mo Thoin

It means have a good day, Trust me

Mum shouted out to the kid as they left for school "Pog Mo Thoin"

by I'm not lying I swear January 20, 2022

Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.

April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.

by Reedski January 30, 2022

Connect-a-thot

When you ring up multiple phone sex operators and make them all talk to each other

“Instead of prank calls last night, Jamie and I played Connect-A-Thot”

“Dude, that sounds so fun”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Lisa collins thompson

A old lady who thinks she’s a cougar but she looks like she was trampled by 1200 cougars and plowed by an elephants Cock. Her vagina smells like fish and her sons dick after it was double dipped from her ass to her mouth to her ass to her vagina

Man I will never be a Lisa collins thompson

by Ohshit4real January 2, 2022

hippo po thomas

the best pronunciation for hippopotamus.

Did you see that giant hippo po thomas?

by deedawdumdeedum January 4, 2022