Do you find it incredible how smart I am?

I post a lot of music on this website.lyrics. Good music from all sorts of genres and from all decades and different cultures and styles.

When I was in jail the people there were amazed at how much Classic Rock bands I knew. When I got out of jail, People wrote to me about how smart I was and said I was one of the smartest people they’ve ever met. All of them were older than me and they didn’t even know half of the bands I came up with. One was a boomer who was like born in May of 1957. He had been in and out of jail since 1990.

Also, I’m a Cajun and live in a little cabin out in the woods. And I know about the Jew, British and French Huguenot thing. And I also know that the USA is still secretly a British crown colony thanks to my French heritage.

I also know a lot of European history probably even more than Europeans themselves…that’s a little pathetic.

Nobody else even has a clue. Not even other Americans. They are all caught up in other things and are pacified.

I mean, Come on. UD Jews, admit it — I’m a literal genius.

Do you find it incredible how smart I am?

by Death Menace March 17, 2023

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.

I have been using UrbanDictionary since December 2003.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *claps*

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

I aint never seen two pretty best friends

Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.

Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.

Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..

by lmaosure December 4, 2020

I love you like a fat kid likes cake

It means they like you as much as a fat ass kid loves to bother his mom about the chocolate cake because he wants it that bad

I love you like a fat kid likes cake

by PseudonymBruh May 5, 2021

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

when ur confused u say this

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

I want someone to love me like you do just not you.

Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.

I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.

by Chuck Norris South African October 8, 2008

If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth

An insultive phrase, denoting that you fuck somebody's mouth, that's not ever meant to be true, but it's always funny to tell it to your friends/enemies/dog/slaves/mailmen/mailwomen/pOsama Bin Laden/anybody.

Osama Bin Laden: I am going to bomb 'mericans again.
'bama: If i had an eye on my dick, i'd see inside your mouth.

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010