Me

A dumb person who should kill them self and slit

My mom: GO CUT URSEKF
me: I already did.....
Mom: UGH DISGRACE

by Jfkfjx September 17, 2020

pick me

A Brianna; A high schooler (typically femme-presenting) person with an extremely self-centered personality.

Doesn't consider other's boundaries, uses their friends as therapists to complain about all of their problems but won't reciprocate.

Rude and loud; steals other people's personalities to appear cool.

Oh my God, did you see Brianna yesterday? She kept copying everything I was doing, she's such a pick me 🙄😤😒

by starless.saint February 5, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

where'd you find that picture of me

When an image/video/meme is so relatable that you just can't help but see yourself in it. The joke is that even though you aren't in it, you could be given how much you relate.

*picture of someone being very uncool*
Comments: damn where'd you find that picture of me

by rollingburrito October 13, 2023

never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.

If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!

by QuacksO March 5, 2023

Me

intelligent
astute
brainy
bright
brilliant
creative
imaginative
inventive
knowledgeable
original
perceptive
rational
resourceful
smart
well-informed
wise
able
acute
alert
alive
all there
apt
calculating
capable
clever
comprehending
deep
discerning
enlightened
exceptional
highbrow
ingenious
instructed
keen
knowing
penetrating
perspicacious
profound
quick
quick-witted
ready
reasonable
responsible
sage
sharp
thinking
together
understanding
whiz
witty

ME.

by KeeganS1 January 17, 2022