Gogurt yourself

When you ejaculate into your hand and slurp it from hand to your mouth then spit out onto your chin

Garrett N. Why did you gogurt yourself on tiktok ?

by Dumpsterbitch May 21, 2021

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how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 11, 2023

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Pumpkyn yourself

Pumpkyn yourself: 1) an infants costume: to receiving sugary treats, taking photos, or sitting in front of a smaller person blocking ones view. 2) to plant yourself.

Example: I felt bad for being a pumpkyn yourself to the kids table and the dessert table.

by anonymous October 17, 2022

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Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

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when you clone yourself and your clones clone themselves and their clones clone themselves until nobody knows who the original was and you end up murdering each other and you'll never know if you were the original one so you end up with huge trauma for the rest of your life

"poor guy. i think he twiced himself when he was younger. you know, to twice yourself?"

by pinkflameinthepan February 19, 2021

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