Waffled

For a male to totally and utterly dominate a female during a sexual act.
To sexually dominate a female in the briefiest amount of time between meeting and the act of sex.

To make it qualify as "Waffled" she must be a female who hasn't done any of the below acts with a guy whom she was romantically involved with, especially if they were together for a long time.

When a man has sex with a girl on the first night and does every despicable thing to her sexually that her ex hasn't done.

Dominating features are - facial ejaculation, anal penetration, tea bagging, abusive verbal profanity, having her repeat self humiliating statements such as, "I'm your slut! I'm your dirty little SLUT!" etc.

"What happened with that girl last night?"
"Son, I took it back to the crib and Waffled it!"
"Nah...."
"Yea, had her doing all types of nasty shit!"
"LOL! What! - I can't beleive you hit!"
"Hey, I brought it out of her. What can I say?"

In other instances the term "IHopped" can be used in its place - as a pun in reference to the fact that IHop makes Waffles.

by Williepete January 12, 2008

waffled

see also pwn

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.

You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.

by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009

waffelriffic

to be just as cool as a waffel

man she was like so waffelriffic today

by alex July 25, 2003

Waffle Time

Something that either tastes good, is good, or is awesome.

Those crepes we had yesterday were so waffle time.

by AsianGhetto March 27, 2010

Waffer

A Faggot on level that is so high, that is shameful.

Me: Fark man, why the hell did Sajjad do that?
Friend: I reckon, friggin' waffer.

by c3vzn October 6, 2011

whiffle waffle

To sneeze in someone else's mouth

You did a whiffle waffle in my mouth!

by Matt_Himself July 21, 2008