Blue Waffle 

A completely disgusting vaginal disease. Oh my god it will make you gag every time you think about it. The image will haunt you. You will have nightmares. I can't even put it in to words, jfgi you'll find out everything... oh god I think I have to throw up now. Fuck that shit is gross ooooohh...

Facebook Chat:

Bob: Hey man go 2 google and type in blue waffles then clik im feeling lucky... lol
Joe: uhh ok wtv...
Joe: AHHHHHH!!!! holy shit wtf!! thats not even funny!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Bob: ROFL!!!!
Joe: HOLY FUCK!! WHY WOULD YOU DO TH
Bob: haha omg this is hilarious!!!...
uhh u still there?
oh shit...

Blue Waffle by Heugh G. Reckshun March 25, 2010

Cock Waffle 

1.The inability for a man to retain an erection.
2. A Bi- sexual man who switches from male to female partners constantly.

1. " So did you have sex last night?" "No. We were going to, until Tom cock waffled".

2. "Frank you've got to stop fucking all these random people, its not safe" "He man, what can I say? I'm cock waffling this week.."

Cock Waffle by Jack Stephans April 24, 2014

Soup Waffle 

A person who gets soup ass from sitting on a lounge chair for to long, when he gets up his ass looks like a waffle with soup all up on it cause it seeped through his boxers

You better check your ass cause it looks to me like you got the soup waffle

Soup Waffle by Big Nation March 27, 2003

hoop waffle

total shite

Jackie talked a load of hoopwaffle at the meeting cause basically she hadnt a clue what she was on about and so used hoopwaffle to pretend she knew anything.

hoop waffle by leaners of ballycoolin February 10, 2004

Frosted Waffle 

A public sex act. A Frosted Waffle occurs when having sex doggie style against a chain link fence and the Receiver's face gets pressed against the fence. The Pitcher promptly ejaculates on the Receiver's face.

"He couldn't stop laughing because what had started out as a hot public encounter ended in my face looking like a frosted waffle!"

Frosted Waffle by RadioNutz March 18, 2009

Nigger waffle 

A gay black man

That nigger waffle stole my boyfriend!

Nigger waffle by Delagon February 11, 2017

Kentucky Waffle 

The act of spreading warm butter on chocolate chip waffles and immediately throwing it on your boss's face

The morning after a long night...
Coworker 1: Do you remember going to the Waffle House last night?
Coworker 2: yeah barely. Why?
Coworker 1: Dude you were shitfaced... you got some big balls though
Coworker 2: Shit... do I even want to know?
Coworker 1: You might want to look for a new job because you gave Jimmy a Kentucky Waffle!

Kentucky Waffle by WilmaFingerdooo March 8, 2017