Visigothan

An instinctive reflex.

She was so rank, I couldn't help but visigothan at that chick.

by sArs August 22, 2003

visile

(adj.) A common typo for the word visible, with the additional condition that when used to refer to asses has the direct opposite meaning.

He agreed to the contract with the additional "no visile ass" clause. Oh yes, he surely did want to see that ass.

by nummish September 27, 2005

vistabomination

Vistabomination: a kludge of Vista, from Microsoft Windows Vista edition, and abomination according to Merriam-Websters definition of Abominable (disagreeable, disgusting, unpleasant)

"He liked Windows XP, but Vistabomination killed his joy for computing."

"I've installed Vistabomination before, but this install was downright user-hateful".

by mmmna April 16, 2008

vistacized

to boot up your pc only to find Vista locking you out of certain functions

My pc has vistacized me from using MSN. I'll have to shut down and start again.

by Cyberwulf October 24, 2008

Visi-Mode

A word used to describe a person’s attitude, or lack thereof, after hearing or seeing something they feel totally in-different about; tuning-out. It comes from the generation of mass mobile text users, and millions of IM (instant message) users; when someone appears to be offline, but in actually they're only invisible to people on their buddy list; and new form of giving the cold shoulder, literally.

Tom: Jessica and I wanted to go watch a movie, and grab something to eat.
Jack: She told me that she was sick, and didn't feel so good.
Tom: Really?
Jack: (silence)
Tom: Oh, Jack, don't go visi-mode on me.

by Shuga_Foot October 13, 2008

vista-ruptions

When your Vista's:

a) Internet Explorer stops working for no apparent reason, and then your internet turns to crap for the next approaching 1 - 3 days

or,

b) takes an uncomfortably long amount of time to log in, only to leave you with an "incorrect password" message.

Tom: Why haven't you logged in to Facebook since Monday? They did maintainance, and now it isn't a complete ripoff of Twitter! I can actually stand the UI now!

Dan: Dang vista-ruptions!

by isochronismisms! June 3, 2009

vistable

computer hardware upgrades that are compatible with windows vista

guy 1: dude! i got a new sound card for my pc and it's vistable!!!

guy 2: dude, you're a fu**ing nerd

by legoman24 September 1, 2009