thunkaitis

Bacterial infection that connect from the cooch to the booch.

Keep thunkin around and you'll catch thunkaitis

by Mrs_loser36 May 20, 2024

Thunkitius

A bacterial infection that goes from your chooch to your booch (metaphorically). Thunkitius is basically when someone goes around being a thot/bop. It is when a person is know to go from person to person.

That on girl in science got thunkitius because she was going around with everyone.

If you keep messing around you’ll get thunkitius.

by Xo.Chinaa May 21, 2024

Trunking

Spiking multiple splinters around your shaft while cutting a customized hole into the trunk of a tree (preferably with many splinters inside). This technique consists of inserting the splintered penis into the tree, and then severing your shaft so that it stays inside the tree so that your trunk is apart of the tree trunk.

"Some guy gave me $20 to go trunking with him."

"Imma need a dick transplant after that wild trunking session."

by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024

tunkey

tun•key (toon-key)

noun

The unisex word used for penis or vagina.

(Originally published 8/26/20)

Ow!! I just hit my tunkey on accident!

by TunkeyLicker June 9, 2024

Trunk Salad

When the contents of your vehicle’s trunk has gotten tossed around and messed up, used mostly in Rhode Island

Driver 1: I’ve got a trunk salad back there.
Driver2: Yup, that’s why I secure my trunk.

by Galactic-Dust June 22, 2024

Twank

Someone who in their youth, was a twink, or gave twink vibes.

A retired twink.

Snoop Dogg gives twink vibes, but he's too old, so he's probably more of a twank.

Dude, if you never went through twink death, and you're over 50, congrats, you're a twank.

by boredcoconut November 24, 2024

trunk-muncher

Someone who eats ass. Specially one with lots of junk in da trunk

Bro his girlfriend is so manly, she's definitely a trunk-muncher

by Chirag_Gupta November 25, 2024