Floppy Horse

when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler

hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

Wet horse

When you ejaculate so forcefully into someone, that it kills them

Hey, did you hear about Adam? He died from getting a wet horse

by Mrs. Chemotherapy Yoghurt December 26, 2022

Holy Horse

used in an extreme case of shock. Basicly you say this when your in a real fucked situation.

John: Hey Tony how are you?

Tony: John! My cat chester just got ran over by a fucking mime!

John: Holy Horse!

by A man wilting November 21, 2009

Horse laughing

When one is laughing so hard they resemble an excited horse throwing their head up and down.

Cory was horse laughing when Jane fell because else wasn't paying attention.

by Katt1496 July 8, 2017

Horse face

Having a long face similar to that of a horse, or having other characteristics of a horse's face. Often used as a term to insult women by men with a penis the size and shape of a baby mushroom.

Antonyms: Be Best.

"She had a horse face, but I nailed her bigly, but I made her sign a contract to stay quiet about it."

by KeithDB October 17, 2018

Horse Willy

Typically the willy found on a horse.

Also an exclamation or silence-filler. This is usually accidental. A form of tourettes.

"So that's a big pile of Horse Willy then..."

"Horse Willy. So..when shall we go shopping?"

"I'm scared! Horse Willy. I don't want to see to terrible people at university today."

by terribleterriblefabulous January 16, 2007

Trojan horse

When a poo disguises itself as a fart

oh shit i just had a trojan horse

by Syinyide April 28, 2019