joe chris

verb. When your parents make you take a home drug screening and you put warm water and yellow marker ink to make it look like piss

Mike: Hey dude what are you going to do your parents are going to make you take a drug test
Alex: ill just do the joe Chris

mike: whats the joe Chris
Alex: it's when put warm water and yellow marker in the piss bottle

by west essex July 28, 2014

Chris Golby

Gay stripper who is in Tims closet.

Come out come out where ever you are Chris Golby.

by fart patrol September 29, 2019

chris DINOSAUR

P: Dinoaurrrr grrrrrrrr
C: ( SLAMS TABLE)

Chris Dinosaur is a very bad darius and lost to a 1st time darius (kam.14)

by CUMMY GUY March 13, 2021

Pulling a Chris

Walking into a random car without any context whatsoever

He was pulling a chris

by Yelsniadel March 19, 2019

chris pill

A Pill that turns you into an absolute stud. All the ladys get turned on by a chris so why not have a chris pill.

Bro you ready for the club i just copped some chris pills

by Chrispyy March 24, 2021

chris hansoning

The act of posing as an underage person to lure a pedophile

Did you hear about Cameron? He does alot of Chris Hansoning to pedos.

by judewelos October 28, 2017

Chris Blaskovich

Chris Blaskovich? You mean THEE Chris Blaskovich?
The guy who gets all the ladies? the guy who has the cutest smile? The one who never stops smiling? The one who always has a good time? The one who's amazing at COD? The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try?

Chris Blaskovich, you're my bestfriend.

by ohdarling April 25, 2011