bourbon train

To continually require a drink of Bourbon at every drinking opportunity while knowing that it will inevitably end with terrible decisions.

Even though she was extremely hungover the middle aged waitress could not resist a drink of Makers Mark on the rocks after work. She'd been on the Bourbon Train too long and her train had not yet pulled into station.

by AgeEh Em March 28, 2015

Bullshit train

Something you call when somebody you're communicating with is clearly stating some very questionable things, in other words - bullshitting you.

I was talking to the girl and she said she didn't like to be flirted with. I had to call the bullshit train.

by Odelan July 26, 2015

Dick Train

Any chaotic situation that is fucked up beyond repair.

"I was at Joe's house last night. Everyone was drunk, throwing up, fighting, it was a complete dick train..."

"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."

"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."

"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."

by I_HATE_THE_TRUTH October 5, 2016

waiting for a train

To go for a shit

Where's urko gone?..... she's waiting for a train

by monobollocks November 27, 2016

train horning

Train horning is when a circumsized dude and a cut dude touch tips together, then the "uncut" guy pulls his foreskin over the cut dude while making a train horn sound.

" dude I walked into the gym locker room only to find a couples fags train horning"

by Ass gasket November 2, 2015

GRAVY TRAIN

BITCH ITS GRAVY TRAINNNNNNNN

Gravy, Train
(Bitch)
Gravy wit' yo dame (Ooh)
You can't find yo bitch, 'cause she on that Gravy Train
Bitch it's
Gravy, Train
Gravy wit' yo dame
You can't find yo bitch, 'cause she on that Gravy Train
Bitch it's
Gravy, Train
Gravy, Train
Gravy, Train
Gravy wit' yo dame
Bitch it's
Gravy, Train
Gravy, Train
Gravy, Train
Gravy wit' yo' dame, uhh

by NAGP Minigucci August 6, 2019

Vape Train

The act of a mass group of educated individuals requiring use of the restroom at a continuous pace whilst blowing massive vape clouds

Smoke Break!, everyone grab your vapes and hop aboard the Vape Train!

by Chiefniggapenis January 14, 2020