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Pete: "Whats up Kevin."
Kevin: "Nothing, whats up with you?"
Pete: "Nothing."
Kevin: "Hey, guess what I did last night. I met a dirty Japanese whore at 2 AM and got my nob slopped for $10."
Pete: "That's cool."
(long, awkward silence)
Kevin: "So......what did you do last night?"
Pete: "Oh not too much. I rented an Escalade on 22's from Enterprise, wore my throwback and du-rag, and pretended I was getting a deal with Shady Records. I must have nailed at least 6 or 7 dumb hood rat bitches."
Kevin: "That's the ticket."
by Nick D September 26, 2003
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tick touwwk

This word is used as an interjection when something is really swell or off the hook. It was coined by mattdgren.
Guy 1
"Our band just got signed to a label."

Guy 2
"TICK TOUWWK!!!"
by Bubb Rubb January 26, 2005
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tickled bitties

1. Boobs; Reverse of Big Ol' Titties.
2. Medium or small boobies.
Mmhhmm. Look at that her over there her tickled bitties just hangin outta her shirt.
by MisterMehoff May 30, 2005
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tickle the tuna

Finger a GOD DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN pussy. Tickle dat chit.
"Yeah you made out, but the question is, did you tickle the tuna?"
"Yeah man, I tickled her tuna last night, it was sick."
by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006
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the tick

during the act of intercourse... at the point of climax the male screams SPOOOOOOOON!!!! takes of said condom (preferable blue) , turns it inside out, and slaps their partner in the face.
I gave het the tick the other night and to my suprise she asked for another!!!
by big papa pounder August 31, 2006
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tickergidget

when a woman slices a piece of blogna and shoves it up her butt with a fork
hey, i walked in on my mom performing a tickergidget last night
by booby feeler October 6, 2008
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tickleass

messing around, not doing what you are supposed to be doing. usually in the back of a class room.
Teacher: "You're all getting F's in this class because all you do is play tickleass back there!"

Student: "Thats fucked up!"

Teacher: "Go to ALC!"
by the best tickleasser there is January 17, 2009
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