A range warrior is someone who dresses up like they are in a call of duty lobby but are in reality in a shooting range and over excess their need of equipment
by Masterogwayintosomeb1th3s January 19, 2022
Someone who takes steroids or PEDS to the point where their muscles are bigger than Kim Kardashian's artificially inflated bum.
by Chief_A January 10, 2024
An ancient warrior for a large crusade that wears penis shaped helmets, and who’s main goal is to achieve all gayness among humanity.
I was walking my elephant when i came upon a group of spode warriors, i ran in hope of maintaining my heterosexuality.
by Boondocks1017 January 09, 2019
by Boiiii123333 March 04, 2021
A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025
Matt, a vacuum warrior prince, charges into battle with his princess Melissa by his side, and a love-bite on his neck.
by sigma_alpha_mu December 11, 2008
by Joel Holstein January 06, 2021