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John Ramboing

to John Rambo; killing large amounts of people fast
I was John Ramboing in battle.
by Cheeto Bag July 16, 2009
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John Legere

John Legere is T-Mobile USA's latest CEO. He is known to speak his mind in an outspoken, no bullshit approach. He hates AT&T like any normal human being (after working there for 20 years) and routinely disses other carriers on Twitter. He even crashed an AT&T sponsored party and was kicked out. His "UNcarrier" approach to cellular service has brought T-Mobile into a new age with millions of new loyal subscribers. He arguably has some of the most hilariously blunt statements, lines, insults, quotes whatever of any modern CEO. Considered one of the most dangerous opponents of AT&T, Verizon and Sprint because he fearlessly goes after them all the while making T-Mobile USA and its network even better. He makes unprofessional the new professional.
"I just wanted to see Macklemore….." - John Legere after being kicked out by AT&T from an AT&T event with Macklemore.

“These high and mighty duopolist that are raping you for every penny you have, If they could do something nice for you they would, The fuckers hate you.” - John Legere talking about AT&T and Verizon.

"What the fuck are you doing putting it in your pocket and sitting on it for? That's some horse shit. This thing doesn't fucking bend." - John Legere on the iPhone 6 Plus "Bendgate"

"We are either going to take over this whole industry, or these bastards are going to change, and the whole industry is going to shift. I don’t give a g--damn which. I can’t wait to watch the peckers scream and cry."

"There should be an energy drink next to the doobie in your goodie bag." - John Legere at a public event
by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 19, 2014
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John Hearn

John Hearn is a good-looking guy who thinks he’s really big but is actually chubby
John Hearn, you’re not big, stop going to the gym!
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John Cringe

The inventor of cringe. He invented cringe right around the time god made Gabe.
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Dirty John

We dont speak of Dirty John, he comes up behind you when you're in a bush.
by UrbanKai April 15, 2021
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john wei

this person is big, I mean BIG, like a horse.
john wei collapsed my genitals because he's so enormous/BIG.
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john doe

The username edgy people use to have no identity like a big big hacker..
by JMS FANPAGE June 30, 2021
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