half-tard

a person who is incredibly stupid and lacks any kind of common sense

The kids in the LD classes were often rumored to be half-tards.

by Matt Avery October 12, 2003

half lesbian

Half lesbian: A women who says oml and smh too many times in a short period of time. One who is never wromg by their standards and is stubborn.

Person one: hey des?

Des: yes?
Person one: why won't the half lesbian in the chat Skype?
Des: that's just half lesbians for ya :/

by Not Ye September 27, 2017

hook & a half

A nose, one of noticably non-American ethnic descent with a crookedness differing on each side of the profile

"Damn, that girls gotta a hook & a half!"

by Voruhs luhzeh January 13, 2005

half-cab

a skating trick where you ride up a minipipe or pipe fakie stance and manual-style switch your front trucks to your front

hey look at the kid, hes doing a half-cab rock to fakie

by Jordan Timmons October 26, 2006

half flap

a half of a gram of Cocaine, SNORF!

"SNORT THE DAM COKE MY DADS COMING!" - Anonymous
(Text) "Aight Btw... just picked up a half flap..." - Anonymous
"Ive tried to quit, but 10 minuites later i had to call him..." - Anonymous *cough* *cough*

by Andrew Kerr January 27, 2008

half job

when a female puts sexual images into a mans mind while he masturbates, almost a hand job but not quite

i got a half job last night

by awesome24678 October 14, 2010

Half Bone

The state of a penis being in between flaccid and erect; distinctly characterized by being enlarged with blood, but not quite being hard.

"I went to an Avenged Sevenfold concert and met the band. Is it gay if I popped a half bone?"

by Slimjimsbathtub September 22, 2011