demonic possession

when someone's control over their own body is stolen by a demonic entity, which is not r Yes it is, Christians fear me. All shall crumble in the heat of the ashes hail beezlebob hail beezlebo eal so you don't need to worry about it.

Person 1: Damn my girl gave me a wack hickey yesterday i think she might be a victim of demonic possession
Person 1: Yeah I sure did

by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024

Demon semen

People who are born on October 31

Including me... Yay...

They love blood and gore... Or they might hate it. Idk what you like. Oh yeah, they certainly have some sort of love for some sort of spooky creature (in my case, it's cryptids... And dragons... And a bunch of other stuff). And if you're a memer... You've probably worn (or want to wear) an inflatable dinosaur costume.

Person One: Hey I was born on Halloween !

Person Two: BACK OFF DEMON SEMEN!

Person One: Wh-what-

Person Two: *Proceeds to start screaming like a mad man*

Person One: *Also proceeds to start screaming like a terrified cat*

by Typical_Ukraine April 11, 2020

Hunger Demons

Noun.

The evil that lives inside your empty stomach that attempts to tear its way out of you.

I’m sorry baby! But the hunger demons were after me and the only thing that was within reach was your cereal.

by cdamiano April 9, 2022

Demon

Litererally any ginger

Look at that demon
I know he's a ginger

by I_hate_gingers January 26, 2022

swag demon

What Jeff the 28 year old from the golf course calls me every time he responds to my story

Lainey ur such a swag demon

by yyeniall August 25, 2021

Fatty Shit Demon

When you are taking a shit and eating at the same time

Yo i was eating my food and it was really good but then i really needed a shit so i did a fatty shit demon.

by Masssssooo July 13, 2021

Closet Demon

'Closet demon' a name of some asshole named "Abrar Muhammad Ashiq" He would always fail all his classes, and be in one of them cringey middle school relationships.

The closet demon is drunk, and he is always high.

by Someonethattisbetter May 29, 2022