Take it to the ass

When someone takes good natured kidding too seriously and/or personaly.

Damn man! Don't take it to the ass, I was just messin' with you!

by Pedrick Jones April 28, 2007

take it to the top

consuming heavy amounts of drugs or alcohol

im getting wrecked tonight. lets take it to the top

by playap02 January 15, 2004

take a number

What is said when you need something from someone that is very busy with more important issues than your own.

Darrell: "Jaret, I can't get my test stand running"
Jaret: "I've got so much stuff to do, you'll have to take a number"

by Jaret October 12, 2004

Take the L

It is a magical beam that shoots out lasers that looks like the letter L. If you get hit by it you will play Fortnite the rest of your life.

Take the L, Ninja

by Ark Bahamut October 20, 2018

Take a deep

Telling your friend to take a penis in they're anus.
yet they think it means take a deep breath

Guy #1: yooo take a deep man
Guy #2: (deep breath)
Guy #1: Hahahah
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: What?..haha nothin

by S3bby21 September 10, 2008

Take care

A term often used as a closing line in official government emails, but misunderstood by the guy at the depot as a definish dans dat Urban Dictionary. I guess this definition fulfills their belief. Damn, you gots me!

"guy, Im really looking forward to the definish of takes care in urbandictionary.com!"

by The guy sleeping in the clean room December 06, 2004

Take It Off

A song written by Ke$a to brainwash the children of today to have sex.

Kid: OMG i leik totaly leik that sung Take It Off bai k3$@!!!!111 Nao im liek gonna go tutch my vagina and think of J. B.!1!1111!! <3

Person: Are you shiting me?

by Nameswithxdontmakethemcooler November 19, 2010