Man these, ham-and-eggers just won't realise they're not on the list and they're not getting into this party.
by cityclass June 06, 2006
(Noun) A euphemism for having sex. Usually used in a way to suggest it was "achieved." Works with both genders.
by Servanov_4_CH September 15, 2019
by Jojo1654 March 13, 2017
by tokyo the plug February 20, 2020
Nobody really knows what it means, but it's not good. Insult perfection that completely bewilders the senses.
Me: "Marjorie Taylor Greene is an absolute ham couch."
MTG Supporter: "Well, you are... pshhh... you..."
MTG Supporters wife: "Honey, why don't say something?"
MTG Supporter: "I would, but what's a ham couch. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Quick!"
Supporters wife: "Whatever it means, it isn't good..."
MTG Supporter to me: "Yeah... Yeah? Well, you're stupid!"
Me: "Whatever, ham couch."
Police: "What's the problem here?"
MTG Supporter: "He called me a ham couch!"
Police: "What does that even mean?"
MTG Supporter: "Well, hell, I don't know, but it's not good!"
Police to me: "You, knock it off."
Police to MTG Supporter: "And you, stop being such a ham couch."
MTG Supporter: "Well, you are... pshhh... you..."
MTG Supporters wife: "Honey, why don't say something?"
MTG Supporter: "I would, but what's a ham couch. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Quick!"
Supporters wife: "Whatever it means, it isn't good..."
MTG Supporter to me: "Yeah... Yeah? Well, you're stupid!"
Me: "Whatever, ham couch."
Police: "What's the problem here?"
MTG Supporter: "He called me a ham couch!"
Police: "What does that even mean?"
MTG Supporter: "Well, hell, I don't know, but it's not good!"
Police to me: "You, knock it off."
Police to MTG Supporter: "And you, stop being such a ham couch."
by WaxorWolf February 13, 2023
When a man in his early 20's marries a fat bag hag with an undesirable personality that benefits all the other men on earth by leaving one more hot women for the rest of us.
by iikii March 16, 2016
not, knowing how, to, use commas, properly, usually the result of drinking starting in middle, school, non,stop through hi,gh,scho,ol.
Most public re-education centers encourage Homecoming hammed as there is no educating happening only obedience training and progressive brainwashing of communist core (mislabeled commoncore).
by drunkiness May 26, 2013