gank stevens

An alias, 1st used by using part of the person's real name, Steven, then incorporating an adjective of a desired trait of the new alias's persona.

Yo, that Gank Stevens came from outta thin air it seems, but he's supposed to be one of the fastest at acquiring a stolo if u in need...

by Iknewgankstevens December 5, 2022

steven mcguckin

Gay

An example in a sentence would be i walked into a bar with steven mcguckin

by Ste guk February 4, 2019

Steven

A very business oriented young man from the Ghetto in England who stands tall at 6'2. Usually referred to as some sort of munted Cat, other times often described as a Meerkat's doppelganger. Steven has 2% Kangaroo genes and enjoys wearing dresses that he craftily terms "long line shirts". He can usually be found at the local pub enjoying big servings of Sausage after a few Vodka Cokes.

"Oi! Look at that Kangaroo, he bloody looks like Steven's twin!"

by PookieBear91 June 20, 2016

Steven Michael Paradis

Commonly used to express disgust at a stupid or illiterate person.

He's being a Steven Michael Paradis and is pissing me off.

by Alexandra WHC August 7, 2017

Steven

To back out of a game of fortnite instead of just readying up

"you are a complete Steven leaving games early"

by Jimmybobsdean February 6, 2020

Steven

A guy who is fat, mentally underdeveloped, and works at a pizza place.

This guy is a real steven.

by 123AbcStevie September 18, 2023

Stevens

In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.

Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.

Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.

by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019