Squid

A squid is someone who lacks courage, loyalty and intelligence who easily conforms to their surroundings. A squid lacks individuality and integrity. A squid is the combination of a rat, a chameleon and a coward all at the same time.

Kevin: Why did nobody stand up for that kid getting bullied?
James: Because his classmates were a bunch of squids.

Kevin: Why does that kid spread negative rumours about his friends?
James: Because he is a squid.

Kevin: Why won't that kid stand up for what he believes in?
James: Because he was raised to be a good-for-nothing squid.

by Magic Man69 August 13, 2023

Squid gaming

Modeling in Europe with thousands of Asian models

I’m squid gaming in Milan and Paris mainly about 2 years and I guess I’m not gonna make it probably.

by T$UKA$A August 16, 2023

Squiddy legs

A Manchester slang word for an underpaid cleaner

"She probably works squiddy legs" "He's got the squiddy legs"

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee_kid August 29, 2023

Squidgly

The texture of a man's ballsack

Hey did you know Steve has a an extra squidgly ballsack

t. Steph Morisky

by SkinnyJoint October 2, 2023

Squiddo

some random person I found on YouTube who makes Minecraft and other videos

Have you seen Squiddo's new video?

Yeah its pretty awesome.

by - aperson October 21, 2023

squid-bitching

Squid blaming his team after his death for something that was clearly his fault.

*Squid dies on other side of map after pushing alone* "Bro where the FUCK is my team???" -squid-bitching

by Squiddy280 December 18, 2023

squid game problems

When you have so much money and free time that you don’t have problems to deal with anymore. Like the grandpa from squid games. When you have so many options on TV that there’s nothing to watch. When you have access to get food from any restaurant in town, but you’re been to all of them before. You have the perfect job, where you don’t have to do anything. Everything is perfect.

And now you’re bored.

Dude, I think he’s having squid game problems.
But didn’t he just get a promotion?
Yeah. Now he doesn’t have to pay off his mortgage anymore. Roth IRA is filled, no kids, no wife, no hobbies, what’s he got left?

by anonymous August 7, 2024