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Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table
Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic
by Anelly221 January 10, 2022
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Simoney

Simoney :
The most amazing person you'll ever meet .

Very kind and easy to get along with

Don't take her for a joke . Even with her kickass personality .

Don't lose her impossible to find *a Simoney*
Person 1 : hey is that simoney
Person 2 : yeah, it is wow i cant believe im lucky enough to be in her presence
Person 1 : she's really cool
by Simonay <3 January 12, 2022
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Simon stanley

we all live in fear of the simon stanley's of the world.
by FishyNamedBillyBOIII January 25, 2022
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Simon

Simon has a gigantic massive horse cock. Who is unbelievably good in bed. Like RELLEY! GOOD!!!.
Girl 1." Girllll how is he so good in bed".
Girl 2." It's SIMON He is always THAT good!".
by Just... January 25, 2022
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Simonkalivodasfavwife

The best fear street editor because I’m so cool 😍🤞
Hey do you follow simonkalivodasfavwife on TikTok?

I AM Simonkalivodasfavwife on TikTok
by lickle.a.dickle January 27, 2022
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Simon

he can be nice one minute, and the next he’s in your face trying to fight you
person 1: yeah simon’s really nice
person 2: no he ain’t. he punched me in my balls yesterday
by spongebob_holes February 6, 2022
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Simon

A gay little dude who just wants to have some fun alongside his friends. He has an extremely contagious laugh and can be very energetic, boosting the mood wherever he goes, but when the time calls for it he can also be the sweetest and most comforting person you know. His hugs and cuddles are to die for, and you'll often find yourself missing him whenever he isn't around. His presence alone is enough to make you smile, and he's always there to support you no matter the situation. Anyone who doesn't have a Simon in their lives is missing out big time, and those who do should feel lucky that they have such an amazing friend they know they can go to any time.
Simon: *Appears*
Everyone: Hi
Simon: Hello
by Dimoo February 19, 2022
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